Jellicle Scenes Gone WRONG!!!
Hey guys! As always, if you have anything you can contribute to this section, please don't hesitate to let us steal it! J j/k... seriously, though, we'll credit you, we promise! ::halo:: Just send 'em on in!! You know when you're at a live show, and one of the actors screws up BIG TIME and you just feel sooo sorry for them? Well, what if some of these things happened to our beloved CATS...? NOTE: These are not meant to offend anybody, they are simply a result of Jemima and Electra's crazy sense of humor while watching the CATS video one night, for the bazillionth time. I guess this is what happens after eating five slices of pizza, countless Oreos, and drinking a honkerload of Mountain Dew :) NOTE #2: The idea of Jellicle Scenes is Copyright Jemima & Electra. Please feel free to link to this page from your page, but do not steal our idea! Thank you!
[ 1-50 | 51-100 | 101-150 | 151-200 | 201-250 ] What if… 1. During the Jellicle Ball number when Etcetera climbs under Rum Tum Tugger's legs and rubs against him, her ears are really tickling you-know-where. He bites his lip and continues to sing, but it only gets worse, so when he can stand it no longer he smacks her in the butt sending her flying into the unsuspecting audience. 2. Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer are doing the killer tumbling sequence during their number, when Rumpel slips and accidentally whacks Mungo in the nose, causing him to bleed profusely all over the stage. 3. Grizabella trips on her high-heels while trying to recreate her glamorous past before "Memory". 4. Old Deuteronomy trips on his coat on his way up to the tire during his song, and falls flat on his face, looking somewhat less than his usual godlike self. 5. While Munkustrap is assisting Jennyannydots in her transformation into the flapper-like tap diva costume, he accidentally rips off her shirt along with the tiger stripes and leopard spots. 6. Tugger pulls a butt muscle while doing one of his infamous pelvic thrusts. 7. The graceful Victoria is bringing her leg up completely parallel to her body in that amazing pose we all wish we could do when suddenly -- RIP! -- I hope she wore underwear. 8. When Plato is hitting on Victoria by brushing his head against her umm... you know, suddenly his ear snags and is trapped by her tail-belt. 9. Bustopher Jones has just finished his little bit about food, and is doing that thing where he makes as if he's going to fall backwards off the top hat. Then Munkustrap and Mistoffelees, who are supposed to rescue him, wait a little too long to turn around and catch him, and the St. James' street cat goes, well, splat. 10. You know when they just get done with the ball, and when they all lean back. Well, Misto was doing his graceful slide down on one knee but suddenly he goes off balance and manages to knock Victoria over with him, sending a chain reaction till all the cats are in one big pile of arms and legs. (By Mysticlees) 11. Or during the Pekes and the Pollicles, when Rumpus Cat is supposedly "pretending" trying to hit Munku. Well, Rumpy went a little too fast and back-kicked poor Munkustrap square in the face. (By Mysticlees) 12. This one's all Misto. During Rum Tum Tugger, when he comes up to do his part, he starts singing: "The Rum Tum Tugger is a terrible -- <beep>!!!" as he slides on someone's tail, flying off into the audience. (By Mysticlees) 13. When in the big chorus lines during Jellicle song for Jellicle Cats, when Jenny flings her arm in the air for her C she whacks Tuggs in the back off the head. Thinking it was Munku, he whacks Him on the head. (By Mysticlees) 14. What if during the Gumbie Cat song, when Misto's supposed to "magically" raise the car hood, the hood doesn't come up? and Jenny's trapped inside? (By Taffy) 15. During Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats, when Munk lifts Victoria up in the air he looses his footing and falls, dropping her as well. OUCH!! (By Jessica) 16. When Rum Tum Tugger jumps down off the junk pile before singing, "There is no such cat in the metropolis," His foot slips and he falls on the junk, causing some of the set to collapse. (By Delphi) 17. Before 'Mr. Mistoffelees', when Demeter and Munkustrap come together to rub heads, they come up too fast or something and bonk heads, then start laughing really hard, which makes their make-up run! (By Midnight) 18. You know that part where all the Cats are in a big pile during the Jellicle Ball? What if, for some reason, one of the actors had been eating chili earlier that day or the previous night?*insert rude noise*Hey, it could happen! (By Midnight) 19. During the fight scene, when Macavity walks over Munkustrap, what if Munku decided to lift his leg all of a sudden? OUCH!!!! Talk about pain! (By Midnight) 20. At the end of the Jellicle Ball where they all slide on the stage, what if one of the Cats, who happened to be near the front of the group, slid a little bit too fast and fell off the stage? It'd be painful for the actor, but funny for the audience! (By Midnight) 21. Close to the end of his song, where he moons the audience, what if his unitard decided to all of a sudden - RIP!! I hope he wore underwear! (By Midnight) 22. When Misto is peeking over the trunk when Jennyanydots first comes out, he leans a little too far forward, falling off the trunk and onto Jenny. (By Taffy) 23. When Bomb is singing her part in Macavity, as she's coming down the steps, she slips and does a little thing trying to right herself, and looses her place in the song. OOPS! (By Taffy) 24. After the Macavity fight scene, when all the cats are "sending him on his way" and Macavity's swiping at them, someone gets a little too close and gets a smack to the face. (By Taffy) 25. When Misto is coming down via the rope, his foot slips and he falls to the stage. OWEE! (By Taffy) 26. After all the cats are done showing off and Plato goes to lift Victora up, they both put a little to much work into it and she goes shooting over him and falls on her face, but does not get hurt to bad. (By Meg) 27. During "Old Deuteronomy", Tugger stands on the old drainage pipe. What if his foot slipped and one went one way and the other went the other way... ouch, so much for the stud cat. (By Tiara) 28. After Tugger's song, when he sees Grizabella, he fluffs up his mane and leaves the scene. What if he tripped on his way out and we hear off-stage crashing sounds as he tumbles. Griz can't help but laugh. (By Tiara) 29. In "Mr. Mistoffelees", someone off-stage throws a coffee cup and Misto pulls out a shimmering cloth. What if Misto wasn't quite paying attention and the cup hits him in the head. (By Tiara) 30. During the "Familiar with Candle" line, one of the gals in the back slips, crashing onto the trunk and sliding down, taking the rest of them with her. (By Jessica) 31. During a show, when Alonzo jumps onto Macavity who begins to twirl him around, Macavity misses the catch sending Alonzo crashing offstage, and knocking himself off balance as well. (By Jessica) 32. When Demeter and Munkustrap nuzzle, their collars get hooked together, making it impossible for them to get free without assistance. (By Jessica) 33. When Mistoffelees is doing his lightning bolt thing close to Victoria, he accidentally gets too close, knocking her in the face. (By Jessica) 34. When Vicky is doing her dance, and Misto is in the pipe waiting for his cue? Well, it's time for him to come out, and as he gets up, he overcompensates, and whacks his head off the pipe! Oooh.. that'd sting! (Nebula) 35. During the Ball, where RTT picks up Bombs and they kinda stagger (after she grabs his hand as if she's going to fall)? What if... they stagger and run into the pair next to them, starting a chain reaction of falling cats? Oooh.. not very graceful... (By Nebula) 36. Right before "Mr. Mistoffelees" and his cue comes, and he's late, so Tugger is just standing there with his arm up and the chorus happens. Finally Misto runs out onto the stage right after the part where he was supposed to make Deuteronomy appear, but since he was rushed, some of his clothing falls down! (By Calmiga) 37. When Pouncival was jumping from the big chair he looked away. Then, since his mind was on something else, he fell flat on his stomach and let out a big loud, ''URGGHHHH!!!!!!,''causing everyone to burst out laughing. (By Jemima2) 38. When Misto's being lowered from the ceiling, what if there's some technical difficulty and it suddenly stops with a jerk, causing him to loose his footing and Tugger has to catch him... lucky he's small... or it just stops and he's hanging there ten feet from the stage... (By Spazzy Kitty) 39. When Misto is supposed to catch the mug, there were quite a few takes (for the video) one right after another, one where the person tossing the cup tosses it too high and it sails over his head and whacks Tugger. The next time it goes a bit to the left, over his head again and Misto makes a comment like, "No short jokes..." Then he catches it but fumbles it, then he's waiting to catch it and the person forgets to toss it and he's like, "any time now...", and then finally he gets it right but it's so funny that he ruins the shot by laughing and saying, "about TIME..." (By Spazzy Kitty) 40. When Tugger kicks the soccer ball at Misto, what if he kicks it too hard and it whacks him in the head? Or what if Misto actually catches it and he's like, "now what do I do...?" or it ricochets off the trunk from being kicked too low too hard and one of the cats trips over it... (By Spazzy Kitty) 41. In the beginning when they're doing kicks to "Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats" maybe one of them is a bit too close to the Cat in front of them and they kick 'em in the butt... ow!!! (By Spazzy Kitty) 42. When Munku holds Pouncival by the head in Pekes and the Pollicles, what if his shoes are a bit too slippery and he slides down right there, bumping into the cats behind him, causing a domino effect... Dog pile! er... Pollicle pile... (By Spazzy Kitty) 43. RTT begins his song and he goes to kick the ball, that is suppose to bounce over Misto's head. Well, the ball doesn't quite make it, and... smacks into Misto's noggin. (By Rena) 44. In the inspiring scene when Grizabella has gone up the staircase to the Heaviside layer, and Old Deuteronomy is ready to begin "The Ad-dressing of Cats" song, a loud, metallic snap is heard and the stairs come flopping down, hurdling Griz to the back of the set. This leaves the rest of the Cats and the audience to guess that the Heaviside layer rejected her. (By Rena) 45. In Old Deuteronomy, when Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer are in the background and they do that leg scratching thing, what if Mungojerrie went a little to far down, and Teazer (forgetting where she was) slapped him across the face so hard he fell off the trunk and slammed into Munkustrap. (By Teazer) 46. What if during the Rum Tum Tugger when he's doing that hip shaking thing in between the females heads, Etcetera forgot to move her head, and Tugger slammed her face with his hip. (By Teazer) 47. In Growltiger's last stand when Ghengis is slashing at Growltiger with the fake (pointy) sword, he lunges to fast and pops one of his inflatable muscles. (By Teazer) 48. Griddlebone trips on her boa falls on her butt, causing her foot to fly up and imasculate Growltiger, there goes the devonere pirate thing! (By Teazer) 49. Mr. Mistoffelees was twirling a little too fast during his scene and falls smack dab on his face and becomes unconscious. I guess the magical Mr. Mistoffelees ain't so magical... (By Jason Breault) 50. In the scene where tugger is waving his butt in all the queens faces, and they have to look like they adore him. Well, what if the Tugger, well ... broke some wind. Kinda hard to act like they love him there, huh? (By Lynette) [ 1-50 | 51-100 | 101-150 | 151-200 | 201-250 ]
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