Jellicle Scenes Gone WRONG!!!

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You know when you're at a live show, and one of the actors screws up BIG TIME and you just feel sooo sorry for them? Well, what if some of these things happened to our beloved CATS...?

NOTE: These are not meant to offend anybody, they are simply a result of Jemima and Electra's crazy sense of humor while watching the CATS video one night, for the bazillionth time. I guess this is what happens after eating five slices of pizza, countless Oreos, and drinking a honkerload of Mountain Dew :)

NOTE #2: The idea of Jellicle Scenes is Copyright Jemima & Electra. Please feel free to link to this page from your page, but do not start your own Jellicle Scenes page. Thank you!

 

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What if…

51. Tugger tries to kick the soccer ball really hard, and misses.  He loses his balance, and falls on his butt. (By Shadow)

52. After Mistoffelees is lowered by the rope, his foot gets trapped in the loop, and he has to get help from Tugger. Ooh..... talk about embarrassing. (By Shadow)

53. When Grizabella is going up the stairs, Rum Tum Tugger, who just happens to be  standing close by, pushes her out of the way and runs up! Grizabella falls on to Old Deuteronomy and all the other cats start laughing (By Brofie)

54. After Griz is finished with Memory, and Vicki brushes her head against Griz's hand, Vicki loses half her makeup!!? Uh-oh! (By ???)

55. In the Rum Tum Tugger song when Bomby falls back in his arms. Let's say he's singing faster than the music, which most of us could miss. Well, she's barely fallen back in his arms when he drops our beloved Bomby on her head! And to make things worse, everybody cracks up! (By Gold Kitten)

56. Bustopher Jones was too heavy and he fell through the hat? (By the Whiplash Travelling Cat)

57. When the cats greet Old D and Munkustrap leans back and poor Pounce gets his delicious behind in his face, Munku's tail hooks Pounce and he's just dragged over the scene by the gray tabby... (By Mrs. Mistoffelees)

58. What if when Grizabella first walks out, and Tugger fluffs his mane at her, he fluffed a little to hard and his mane came unsnapped and flew over his head? (By Ray)

58. During the Pekes and the Pollicles, when the cats are getting all in each other's faces (right before they go on their bark attack).  When Misto and Victoria get close enough, what if Misto actually ended up smacking her by mistake?  Then she would slug him in the face, and they would get into this big... catfight.  Then Munkustrap would try to break them up, but he ends up getting punched in the face instead. (By Blaze)

59.  During Asparugus's line "Jellicle cats are rolly polly" (and he rolly polly his hips with the line) what if they weren't quite in there proper places and Misto and Skimble went "rolly pollying" with him! (By Mistymoon Kat)

60. Rumpeltezer and Mungojerrie are doing the 2 person cart wheels.  What if they were off in the steps and kinda hit the set on the other side. (By Mistymoon Kat)

61. When Bomb performed that high kick in front of Rum Tum Tugger, what if he leaned just a little too far forward. (By Goliath HR)

62. When all the cats are getting together for the naming of cats, someone in the back misses their cue, rushes up to the group, and runs into the people in front and to the side of them.  They, in turn, hit the people in front of and to the side of them, and so on. (By LynLee)

63. After the big catnap, two of the cats end up with their tails tied together. (By LynLee)

64. When Jennyanydots slides under Munku's legs, instead of bracing himself, he falls down altogether. (By LynLee)

65. When Misto comes out after Victoria's solo dance, he runs too fast and can't stop, causing him to trip over Vicky. (By LynLee)

66. When the fabulous stagehand throws the cup at Misto during his song, it falls short and crashes to the ground, hitting Misto's toe in the process. (By LynLee)

67. At the end of Gus's song, when he's supposed to get all choky, someone makes a weird face at him, so he bursts out laughing instead of crying. (By LynLee)

68. When the GRC makes his appearance in "The Battle Of the Pekes and the Pollicles", one of his eye light bulbs burns out. (By LynLee)

69. What if, when Tugger has Bomby by the waist and he's supposed to say "NO" and drop her, but instead, he says "OH YEAH!", and lands her a nice big kiss? (By LynLee)

70. During the Jellicle Ball, when Cassandra is doing those cartwheels across the stage, she does one wheel to many and wheels right offstage. (By LynLee)

71. What if Griz gets the hiccups when she's supposed to be singing "Memory"? (By LynLee)

72. When Jemima gets up on the trash mound to sing with Griz, she looses her footing, so her first word is "Sunl-aaagh!" (By LynLee)

73. What would the Rum Tum Tugger do if Etcetera didn't stop screaming like she was supposed to?  Or if instead of just Etcetera screaming, it was all of the kittens?  Poor Tugger doesn't have that many hands! (By LynLee)

74. What if, after RTT kicks the soccer ball at Misto, he either blocks it with a header and someone yells "Nice save, Misto!" or he misses and someone yells "GOOOOOAL!"? (By Marmelith)

75. During the song Magical Mr. Mistoffelees, when Misto is being lowered down. What if the rope breaks, while he is halfway down. Then Mistoffelees lands on Rum Tum Tugger, and they both fall down. (By Magic)

76. In Tugger's song when he says "But I'll leap on your lap" and does that jumping thing well what if he was to close to the stage end or he jumped too far and went flying into the audience. (By PsychoKitty)

77. In the very beginning of Jellicle Songs For Jellicle Cats when Coricopat and Tantomile roll out onto the stage, what if Tantomile went too far and slammed into Coricopat and they end up in a big pile of body parts on the floor, then Tugger who is above them cracks up, slips, falls on Munkustrap and both of them land on Tantomile and Coricopat. Some way to start huh? (By PsychoKitty)

78. When Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer are doing that double-cartwheel near the end of their song what if Rumpel's leotard was too silky and Mungo's hand slipped off, and he let go of her sending her flying into the audience. (By PsychoKitty)

79. What if at the very beginning of the Jellicle Ball when Victoria starts walking backwards onto the stage what if she went a little too far and tripped over Munkustrap  (By PsychoKitty)

80. In Bustopher Jones, when Mistoffelees comes up behind him, he really falls and grabs onto Bustopher's tail for support and ends up ripping it off? (By Lady Teazer)

81. During Grizabella, one of Grizabella's false nails fall off? (By Lady Teazer)

82. Mungojerrie starts sweating during his number from all the work he had to do, and his makeup starts to run so it looks like his face is melting? (By Lady Teazer)

83. In Gus's song, he loses control of his hands and starts slapping himself, Jellylorum, and anyone who comes too close? (By Moongewl)

84. In "Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer" when Mungojerrie swings Rumpelteazer around, he's a little too enthusiastic and sends Rumpelteazer flying across the stage-"Oh, sorry Rumpelteazer!" isn't going to help much with the plastic surgery! (By Moongewl)

85. What if someone got really mad at Jennyanydots and when she's supposed to come out of the trunk, they shout, "NO!" and hop on the trunk and won't let her come out? (By Moongewl)

86. When Misto pulls the blanket off and he's supposed to reveal Deuteronomy, he messes up and instead there are two Cassandras. Sorry Mistoffelees, wrong trick! (By Moongewl)

87. What if the sun comes up, and Mistoffelees says, "Um, I gotta leave now!" and starts heading for his home, which is mysteriously coffin-shaped? (By Moongewl)

88. When all the cats lie down just before "Moonlight", Jemima's unitard gets snagged on something, and she can't get up, and the other cats are like, "Any time now?" (By Moongewl)

89. During Jennyanydot's song, Jennyanydots can't get her first costume (the big puffy one) off and is stuck dancing the whole tap number in it, therefore stumbling all over the stage knocking all the other cats down. (By Etcectra)

90. When Rumpelteazer has to sneeze during Skimbleshanks she
accidentally coughs up a bunch of spit and you can hear the camera man and all the cats saying EEWWW! (By Etcectra)

91. In the beginning when Munkustrap starts sliding down on his belly, he accidentally slides down too fast landing on his head and misses his line... and when its Jellylorum's turn to sing, "When you fall on your head, do you land on your feet?" all you can hear from the rest of the
cats is laughter. (By Etcectra)

92. The tech crew that is supposed to drop the boot during Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats, they miss their target and end up dropping it on the cats? (By Coricopat and Tantomile)

93. When Munkustrap and Macavity are fighting over Demeter, they end up dropping her? Oops... (By Coricopat and Tantomile)

94. When Mungojerrie is singing "It was Mungojerrie," and Rumpelteazer is hiding behind him tapping her fingers on his waist, she tickles him and he bursts out laughing? (By Coricopat and Tantomile)

95. When the train falls apart one of the cats looses control and runs Skimbleshanks over with their wheel? (By Coricopat and Tantomile)

96. When Jennyanydots comes out of the car thing, it malfunctions and closes on her tail.  She turns around, realizes she's stuck, and doesn't know what to do. So she just says "Umm... OW?!?" (By Anon) 

97. What if Old Deuteronomy passed out in the middle of "The Addressing of Cats," changing the lyrics to "and that's how you address a... *THUD!*" (By Anon)

98.  By accident all the Cats say "Oh, well I never was there ever, a cat so clever as magical Mr. MACAVITY! I bet Misto wouldn't be too thrilled...

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9. What if when Bomb sings, "I know he cheats at cards," the other Cats stare at her in silence. She stops singing and looks at them, mouthing, "what?"

100. What if when Jennyanydots went through Munku's legs and she was so fat he fell right over on top of her?

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