Jellicle Scenes Gone WRONG!!!

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You know when you're at a live show, and one of the actors screws up BIG TIME and you just feel sooo sorry for them? Well, what if some of these things happened to our beloved CATS...?

NOTE: These are not meant to offend anybody, they are simply a result of Jemima and Electra's crazy sense of humor while watching the CATS video one night, for the bazillionth time. I guess this is what happens after eating five slices of pizza, countless Oreos, and drinking a honker load of Mountain Dew :)

NOTE #2: The idea of Jellicle Scenes is Copyright Jemima & Electra. Please feel free to link to this page from your page, but do not steal our idea! Thank you!

 

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What if…

101. During "Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats" when the huge boot falls what if Munku or one of the other guys trip over it? The other cats would say "We have a show to run, pancake face". (By Alli and Kat)

102. After Victoria's solo dance, in Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats, and Mistoffelees comes out, what if accidentally hit her with a lightning bolt, sending her flying off the stage. BBQ? (By Munkustrap)

103. What if there was a power outage while the actors and actresses were all getting ready, but they decide to go ahead anyway. Dem comes out wearing the wrong costumes? (By Lickapaw)

104. What if, during the Gumby cat song, they open up the hood to reveal Jennyanydots and she's not there? (By Etcetera)

105. When Rumpelteazer is standing behind Mungojerrie, when he is going 'it was.....Mungojerrie' Rumpelteazer pinched his bum, making Mungo scream REALLY high pitched and then run off in embarrassment? (By Sharn Rayment)

106. During Pekes and the Pollicles, when Rumpel sticks her "dog head" under Munku's legs, she doesn't fit and he falls backward and does a backward summersault? (by DragonTears)

107. What if Grizabella slips halfway during her journey to the Heaviside layer, and slides back down the stairs? (By Felicspots)

108. In "The Naming of Cats", when Jennyanydots hits the 'C' note, she startles Pouncival, who's in front of her, so bad, he loses his balance and falls into the cat in front of him, and that cat falls into whoever's in front of him, and so on...can you say domino effect? (by Jenn Osborne)

109. When Macavity is fighting Munku, he tears a hole in Munku's unitard?  How embarrassing! (By Minkytink)

110. When Etcetera is screaming for Tugger, the sound of breaking glass is heard? (By Minkytink)

111. Some crazy fans stream onto the stage in the middle of Victoria's solo, demanding her autograph, and she's so surprised that she falls over? (By Minkytink)

112. What if, when Bomby is coming down the steps in Macavity, she trips and tumbles down them, knocking Demy into the orchestra pit? (By Lilliecat)

113. When Demeter jumps on top of Macavity (dressed as Old Deuteronomy) he can't support her weight and falls flat on his face? (By Mistoteazer)

114. When Misto's supposed to make Old Deuteronomy appear he pulls the blanket off and... there's Cassandra? Looks like the Magical Mr. Mistoffelees was a fraud. (By Mistoteazer)

115. When Tugger comes out 2 sing his song and he's supposed 2 say the meow meow thing, suppose that he slips and it ends up being "me-OOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!." (By Hana)

116. You all know that silver belt of Tugger's, right? Well lets say that when Tugger says no to bomb, her tail ends up caught in that belt and she pulls him down with her when she falls? (By Hana)

117. Instead of saying meow, Tugger lets out a belch? (By Hana)

118. Rumpus Cat's fur doesn't go up, plus Munku messes up and instead of saying "or hairier" says "or smellier"? Did you eat beans again?!?" (By Hana)

119. In the end, when Griz goes up to the Heaviside Layer, the big hand goes up without her and she's yelling "HEY come back!!!" (By Octopussy)

120. When Misto comes out in the middle of Victoria's number he smacks his head on the pipe, misses his cue, and trips over Victoria? Talk about magical if he survives that little number. (By Lady Mistoffelees)

121. Before the Mungo and Rumple routine, Rumple like, drinks WAY TOO MUCH Mountain Dew and acts really weird on stage and Mungo grabs her arm and pulls her offstage, followed by a crashing sound, some mumbling, and then yelling and arguing "I TOLD you NOT to drink the Mountain Dew, but NO, you had to go and--" *slapping noise* *screams* "Owwie! Why you little -" (By Akari)

122. At the end of Mungojerrie & Rumpelteazer, when they run up the car, they both slip and fall off of it? (By CJ)

123. When Misto was doing his electric shocks, he shocks Vicky a little to much and sets her on fire? (By Alannah)

124. When Misto licks his lips after B.J's solo, he licks of some off his makeup!!! YUCK!! (By: Magical me)

125. When Grizabella is waiting for the stairs to come down for her, the stairs hit her in the head and she topples off the magic tire. (By Wren)

126. When Plato is hitting on Victoria, she backs away and falls over another cat. There goes all her chances... (by Mungoteazer)

127. During the part where Demeter senses that Old Deuteronomy is really Macavity, & she flies onto his back, She overdoes the leaping part & misses, landing somewhere in the audience... OOPS... Well, cats usually land on their feet... we hope... (By Razzmatassle)

128. What if during the part where Misto picks Cassie as a magic volunteer, & she goes under the red cloak, Old D forgets to come out from behind the pipe, Misto uncovers the cat under the cloak and Cassie is still waiting there for Old D? (By Razzmatassle)

129. After Munkustrap says "His Jaws Were Amazing," Rumpus Cat actually grabbed Munkustrap's arm and bit him? (By Razzmatassle)

130. During Victoria's solo dance in Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats, all the cats come out of hiding with guns and knives and the orchestra started playing the Growltiger's last stand music.  "The ruthless foe pressed forward...  Victoria to her vast surprise was forced off the stage" (By Jellicle Jen)

131. When Tumblebrutus dances behind Munkustrap in "The Jellicle Ball" and Munkustrap swings at him, Tumble doesn't duck back fast enough and gets whacked in the face... (By Jenn Osborne)

132. When the Rum Tum Tugger and Bombalurina are rubbing butts, then when Bomby does her big kick, she kicks Tugger in the nose...? (By Cool Kitty)

133. When Misto is supposed to jump off the tire & do a split, what if he misjudges and lands on another cat? Or, if he goes to jump, trips and falls down the stairs & crashes into other cats? (By Bombalurina =^_^=)

134. When Misto goes to jump into Old D's arms, Old D doesn't catch him and Misto crashes into either one of the other cats, or into the stage. (By Bombalurina =^_^=)

135. In "Old Deuteronomy," when Tugger comes out and tucks his thumbs in his silver belt, well, while he's trying to be serious, and it's in the middle of the beautiful duet with Munku, one of the links in the belt is really loose, and it snaps and falls? He looks down and can't stop laughing. Munku is like, "Get it together already!" (By Saberinna)

136. During Mungo and Teazer's number Teazer's leg things fall off and Mungo yells "All roit! She's strippin'!" then all the guys run onto the stage? (By Mrs_Mistoffelees)

137. When Mungo and Rumple, do that spinny-round thing when they sing "And some of the time you would say it was weather!" Rumple accidentally lets go of Mungo too early and sends him flying into the back of the junkyard, causing the set to collapse? (By Kelly)

138. In the video, when they're filming Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats and Etcetera is doing the trapeze thing, what if Admetus pushes her too hard and she hits the ceiling, grabs hold of the lights and is stuck there for several hours. (By Mieve)

139. What if when Etcetera is on the trapeze and, when she's swinging over mid stage, she tumbles off and squishes Tugger? (By Unknown)

140. what if, when Vicky's doing her upwards leg stretch, something clicks and she can't move her leg? it's stuck there? OOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! (by catzrulz)

141. Watching Victoria dance from the pipe, Misto gets a little excited, and is too embarrassed to come out to call the Jellicles. HEY! That's a tight costume! (By Mipyr)

142. What if during the dog song when Teazer goes though Munk's legs she jerks up and well... Munk's going to be sore for a while. I hope they have a backup cat. (By Jerriteazer)

143. What if when Griz is walking off the stage and she is dragging her leg, she accidentally trips and falls flat on her face. Definitely not the "Glamour Cat" anymore! (By Hayley)

144. How about......the floor got too much wax....yikes.... (By Rumpelteazer)

145. What if during Bustopher Jones, when Bomba is singing "In fact, he's remarkably fat," Bustopher gets mad at her and starts hitting her with his giant spoon. That's gotta hurt! (By Jupiter)

146. What if Rum Tum Tugger's voice cracked during his carried note. (By ???)

147. What if when Cassandra got up to sing "Were you there when the pharaohs commissioned the sphinx" the director thought it was a man because of her deep voice and screams "Get that man off the stage!!" (By Kat)

148. What if when Misto is picking a girl from audience to make disappear Demeter and Cassandra don't know which girl he is pointing to so they both go into fits of "Me? Me? Me? Her? Me? Her? Me?" until Misto says "Screw it you can find Deuteronomy yourself" and leaves. (By Kat)

149. What if when Misto makes Cassandra disappear he never expects her to come back, and when he goes over to the end of the stage to pick her up and she actually is there he goes "I made you disappear for a reason, you ugly looking alien man." and everyone laughs her off the stage. (By Kat)

150. What if when Munku sings "I have a Gumbie cat in mind" and that is when Misto is supposed to sit down he continues to stand there. Then when he sees everyone is looking at him funny he says "What? I am a Gumbie CAT! I AM I TELL YOU!" Sounds like Misto's in denial... (By Kat)


 

 

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