Jellicle Scenes Gone WRONG!!!
Hey guys! As always, if you have anything you can contribute to this section, please don't hesitate to let us steal it! J j/k... seriously, though, we'll credit you, we promise! ::halo:: Just send 'em on in!! You know when you're at a live show, and one of the actors screws up BIG TIME and you just feel sooo sorry for them? Well, what if some of these things happened to our beloved CATS...? NOTE: These are not meant to offend anybody, they are simply a result of Jemima and Electra's crazy sense of humor while watching the CATS video one night, for the bazillionth time. I guess this is what happens after eating five slices of pizza, countless Oreos, and drinking a honker load of Mountain Dew :) NOTE #2: The idea of Jellicle Scenes is Copyright Jemima & Electra. Please feel free to link to this page from your page, but do not steal our idea! Thank you!
[ 1-50 | 51-100 | 101-150 | 151-200 | 201-250 ] What if… 151. When the cat is swinging on the trapeze, the stage hand forgets to catch her and she ends up just hanging there on the trapeze after it stopped swinging. (By Katie) 152. When Misto says "Presto" which is supposed to turn the lights on in the beginning of his song, and there was a techno failure and, to his amazement, the lights didn't come on. Then to add on the embarrassment no one sang "Oh, Well........a cat so clever as magical Mr. Misto" because he looked like a fake magician. (By ???) 153. What if when the Rumpus Cat was doing his solo with Munkustrap, he punched him in his head rendering him unconscious and Old Deuteronomy thought it was part of the show, even when all the "Pekes and Pollicles" gathered around. (By Demeter5589) 154. You know that scene where Rum Tum Tugger is playing the football bagpipe? What if he dropped it, but the music went on... then a cat slipped on it? Ouch... (By Miss Mistoffelees) 155. Do you know that scene in the Jellicle Ball when they make those faces and bare their claws at the audience (Misto does it really well)? What if they turned around, looked at each other, and started to laugh? Remember, they're in rows... what if the cats in the back fell down? Oops! Jellicle pile! (By Miss Mistoffelees) 156. You know the scene where all the cats are lying on the floor and Plato holds Vicki by the legs so she can nuzzle with Skimbleshanks? Well what if Plato's palms were kind of sweaty and he lost his grip, dropping Vicki, causing her to smash faces with Skimble. (By Celestia Cat) 157. You know when Macavity's laughing evilly? What if he had a sore throat or something, so that it sounded like "Bwa-ha-ha-haaaccck?" (By Misto and Mungo) 158. At some point in the show Plato got a hang nail. Then, when he's rubbing Victoria's leg the nail gets caught and her unitard runs. (By Orca) 159. What if just before the Macavity song when Demeter is walking backwards she walks too far and falls down... Or during the song Dem and Bomb walk too close and crash into each other: "And when the larder`s looted, or the jewel-case is riFLEEEEED..." (By ???) 160. What if when Bomb does her high kick Tugger's fingers get trapped between her leg and her hip and a loud CRACK !! is heard and Tugger goes all blue and walks off the stage and a loud OOOWWWWWWWWWWW !! is heard and all the Cats are standing there thinking eh ?? And then Tugger comes back looking somewhat relieved and they all carry on with the dance as if nothing has happened. (By Bombalurina) 161. Now this actually happened ... Rum Tum Tugger and Misto were not dancing so they were hanging round on the junk pile and Misto started talking to Tugger but in-between Old Deuteronomy looked at them as if to say "shut up!" So it was like .. "So did you see that , Jellicle cats come out tonight, film last night??" ... "Oh yeah it was , Jellicle cats come one come all , really good .." (By Bombalurina) 162. The Deuteronomy mask won't come off Macavity! (By Rumpelteazer) 163. During one of the songs one of the cats burps! (By Rumpelteazer) 164. A real cat walks on stage! (By Rumpelteazer) 165. What if when Bombalurina, Demeter and Jellylorum are stripping Jennyanydots and when Jellylorum pulls her shoes off she pulls off her tap shoes, too and Jenny slides on the slippery stage! (By Rumplediva) 166. What if when Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer while doing their marvelous double cartwheel, Rumpelteazer's tail smacks Mungo in the face? Poor Mungojerrie! (By Rumplediva) 167. When Tugger and Bomby are back to back during the Rum Tum Tugger song they get stuck together! (By Rumpelteazer) 168. The Heaviside Layer hand just doesn't come down! (By Rumpelteazer) 169. Tugger butts Bomby a little too hard and she goes flying! (By Rumpelteazer) 170. Tugger doesn't come out when his music plays! (By Rumpelteazer) 171. Rumple giggles one time too many and Mungo responds with a "I SAID SHHH DARNIT!" (By Misty) 172. In 'The Great Rumpuscat' where Munku says "He gave a great yawn and his jaws were amazing" he wasn't really looking at Rumpus when he snapped at him, and Rumpus can't see through those rad funky glasses and bites Munku on the nose. Yipes! (By Macustrap) 173. When Griz first comes out and Munku sort of blocks her from proceeding across the stage by spreading his arms and legs, she sort of gives an non verbal "YEAH HONEY!" and jumps on him. Eek! (By Macustrap) 174. What if when Bomby says "In fact, he's remarkably fat" during Bustopher Jones, she slips over Jellylorum's tail and therefore changes the words to "In fact, he's remarkably *SPLAT*" (By Macustrap) 175. What if when Munku and Demeter rub heads in front of Pounce's light, the bulb explodes, literally, explodes! *KABOOM*! Poor kitties! (By Macustrap) 176. What if when the hood opens for Jennyanydots, she's in there sexin' it up with Alonzo?! Woo hoo! (By Macustrap) 177. What if when Misto, Asparagus, and Skimble are doing the "We'll practice a caper or two in the hall" thing, Asparagus slips and falls flat on his face, dragging Skimble and Misto down with him. And then RTT bursts out laughing. (By Macustrap) 178. What if when Misto runs out to 'open Vicky' with his lovley little throw of hands and "Jellicle cats come out tonight!" Vicky forgets to pop open and just freezes. (By Macustrap) 179. What if when Rumpus's hair goes up, it malfunctions, wires pop, and his wig catches on fire, which sends him into a fit of screams and loose-wristed slaps at his head, instead of saying "or hairier" Munku says "girlier". (By Macustrap) 180. When they go into "Skimbleshanks", they can't work out how to put the train together and someone has to pull out an instruction manual. (By Shaded Silver) 181. When Misto brings Old D back, Misto leaps into his arms and actually licks his face, taking his make-up off. (By Shaded Silver) 182. At the finale, when Old D is defining cats, someone chucks him a dictionary. (By Shaded Silver) 183. As the Great Rumpus Cat shows his bottom to the camera, his costume bursts open? (By Cassandra) NEW 184. What if when Plato puts down Victoria, the Rum Tum Tugger cannot control himself and yells "Cat-Pile!" and all the cats pile on Plato and Victoria. (By ???) NEW 185. What if during Old D's song, when RTT is supposed to come out and sing, he dosen't! Munkustrap has to go get him because he fell asleep! (By Bombalurina) NEW 186. What if in the beginning of Rum Tum Tugger's song when he is supposed to rip the paper and start singing the paper doesn't rip and he is just standing there, trying to rip the paper and then loses his part in the song, and all the other cats shout "come on, Tugger we have got other songs to sing here, quit hogging all the attention!" (By Rebekah) NEW 187. What if someone's tail drops off during the "Jellicle ball" and other cats stumble on it? (By Rowena) NEW 188. What if when Tugger is starting Misto's song out of nowhere a brick comes and hits him in the face! (By ???) NEW 189. What if when Grizz is going up to the heavyside Gus comes and pushes her off and goes in her place! (By ???) NEW 190. What if right in the first song when Electra is supposed to go on the trampeze she forgot to go so the trampeze was swinging on is own, and it came back and smacked her in the face causing her to fall into the other cats! (By ???) NEW 191. What if, during the Rum Tum Tugger's song, he goes to lean back on that other male cat in a kind of armchair position, and completely missed and went smack on the floor? LOL. So much for being a stud.... (By Dee) NEW 192. Ok, Bomby and Demeter both have fairly sharp, painted nails. What if during the part where the four kittens are around Tugger during his song and they're freaking out, you can see Bomby to the right. She starts scratching at her thighs....well... suppose she scratches a little *too* hard and rips her unitard? Oops. (By Tantwizzle) NEW 193. What if at the beginning of "Jellicle Ball," once the other cats come on stage, if you look back by the car trunk, Alonzo and Jemima are.... um....well.... "having fun." What if some of the cats stop partway through the beginning of the song and shout various comments like "Get a room!" and "Jemima!" and "Well I NEVER." or perhaps some of the males go "Yah ALONZO! WOOHOO!" (By Tantwizzle) NEW 194. What if when all the cats make a train during "Skimbleshanks," the stagehands forgot to set out the umbrella, so there's no front to the train.... and some poor cat has to stand at the front in jumping-jack position, filling in for the lost umbrella. (By Tantwizzle) NEW 195. What if Grizabella forgets which leg she's supposed to limp with, so it changes during random times of the scenes she's in.... (By Tantwizzle) NEW 196. What if Alonzo takes Demeter to hold her up, and Demeter was a little TOO heavy for Alonzo and he flew backwards, and Alonzo never let go causing him to hit his head, Dememter to fall on him and Mac to trip over both of them! (By Kittey2Tiger) NEW 197. What if during "The Pekes & the Pollicles" RC actually bites Munku's nose when he commented on his jaws? (By ???) NEW 198. In the Growltiger number, the Siamese leader really stabs Growltiger. OUCH! (By Munk-eeh Strap) NEW 199. When Macavity does his electric lightning deal, the special effects guys aren't paying too much attention and the whole stage lights on fire! Quick! Evacuate the theatre! (By ???) NEW 200. What if at the end of Skimbleshanks, when Teazer slides in front of the camera, what if she went to far and crashed into it. But no one gets seriously hurt of course. (By Admetus)
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